“Grandma Got Molested At The Airport” Song Parody

Tue, Dec 7, 2010 12:38 am
Via email this morning:

Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

gr8commission | December 06, 2010 | 13 likes, 0 dislikes

Hilarious TSA Parody, Sung to the tune “Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer”

Thank-you Frank!

TSA Scanners Should Be A Gift to Our Military Men and Women Around the World

Checkpoint Deltas should be turned into Tech-point Deltas via TSA Scanners!

This would serve many purposes:

Obviously they are paid for and are quite useless within the USA civilian world.
What a great device for entrances onto military bases, Navy ships, and even embassies!
What a great device for exits from military bases, Navy ships, and even embassies!
George Soros has already made his profit, so it’s all good.
Gropings at airports would become a thing of the past.

Confusion Is The Reason, Nothing Better To Do Than To Confuse the Masses, THE TSA

Now Known as The Dept of Hostile Security

Received this email this morning:

Sent: Wed, Nov 24, 2010 8:37 am
Subject: THANK GOD THEY HAVE TIME TO DO THIS!

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/11/homeland_security_may_scrap_co.html

Sometimes I wonder if the all knowing idiots in this government will look at what I’m paying for in taxes
to get someone off their butt to do a real job. Homeland Security has nothing better to do than change
their color scheme? This definitely deserves a “WTF?” while the airport debacle is going on.

And the TSA joke of the day….. on their own site, the title:  How to Get Through the Line Faster.

Why Does the TSA Attract Sexual Predators and Hostile Employees Within Its Ranks?

February 27, 2007 Idaho Falls, Idaho
TSA Director Arrested at Idaho Falls Hotel For Indecent Exposure
His position – Director of the Transportation Security Administration in Boise

July 10, 2008 Denver, Colorado
Suspected Sexual Predator A TSA Agent
His position – Agent with the Transportation Security Administration

July 04, 2009 Newark, New Jersey
Police arrest TSA agent for avoiding screening before boarding plane in Newark Airport
Her position – Transportation Security Administration agent (Just very interesting)

January 31, 2010 Orange County, Florida
TSA agent arrested for molestation
His position – TSA agent

March 10, 2010 Boston, Massachusetts
TSA screener charged with raping 14 year old girl
His position – Transportation Security Administration screener

May 7, 2010 Miami, Florida
Small Manhood Jokes Lead to Miami TSA Officer’s Arrest
His position – Transportation Security Administration screener
*Note the provocative and deviant jokes for months from co-workers!

TODAY November 23, 2010 Atlanta, Geogia
TSA Staffer Accused In Abduction
His position – Master Transportation Security Officer/Behavior Detection Officer

The above links don’t begin to scratch the surface of corruption and deviants within the TSA. There are incidents of Drugs, Guns, and Thefts too numerous to list. Who is vetting these people with background checks? If they get absorbed by the Unions, they’ll learn even more gutter tools and tricks.

It begins at the top with an un-vetted Bogus POTUS, who illegally appoints an unskilled Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, who in turn, permits lax background procedures in TSA personnel.

With or without gloves, I wouldn’t want any TSA agent to touch me or mine!

Why Soros Sold His TSA Scanner Shares? He’s Getting The Most “Bang for His Buck” This Holiday/Flu Season

The machines are in place and he knew the “effect”?

I noticed something about the “flu shots” in August and blogged this…
August 27, 2010 H1N1 More Questions Before the Next Flu Season
August 30, 2010 What Are Stimulus Dollars Supplied to Sanofi Used For… A Snow Job?

Now What Has Soros Been Doing the Last Couple of Days?
November 15-16, 2010 Coincidence? Soros Apparently Sells Off All Shares of TSA Scanner Company
November 16, 2010 The Right Time to Invest in Biotech? Soros Thinks So

Notice that Sanofi-Aventis (Flu Vaccines)”… partnerships with other companies: Bristol-Myers Squibb, Procter & Gamble and Teva Pharmaceuticals (Flu Vaccines’ Partner)…”

See Me, Feel Me

mnmajoritydotorg | November 14, 2010

“…this video portrays some of the imagery surrounding the controversial airport security procedures recently enacted by President Obama and Janet Napaolitano. If you refused to be irradiated and undressed by one of the new full body scanners, then you will be subjected to an intensive pat down…”

Via MailOnline.com today Leaked online: The body scanner images we were promised would never be saved or published. Well that’s another of the Bogus POTUS administration’s broken promises.

Possible Process and Logical Conclusion:

Upon the Populace – Nanos Introduced?

Flu Shot Last Year
Flu Shot This Year

Scientific Papers That Need More Scrutiny – Nanos Activation?

The X-ray activated reduction of silver (I) solutions as a method …
Activation of Rh,Pd/CeO2 nano-catalyst

The Trigger – TSA Scanners?

Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT)

I’m just saying… when will the herd be moving in the smallest window of opportunity, affect the most citizens,  achieve the most egregious effect with the least possible blowback? Just how long were the TSA Scanners tested and where are the results of said study?

This could explain…. why the groping, touchy-feely, pat downs have attained offensive and criminal levels… to keep the strays onto the path and through the scanners!

Washington DC to Denver Plane “Explosive Attempt” and “Diplomatic Immunity”

Right from the Northeast Intelligence Network:

BREAKING: Attempted airline bombing

7 April 2010; 9:40 PM: An unidentified male on a  domestic flight from Washington, DC to Denver attempted to ignite some type of explosive smuggled aboard. Warnings have been issued to all domestic airlines

Well, well, well, if as ABC sets forth he’s a diplomat of the Qatar Embassy in Washington, DC…….here’s a thought:
Lethal Weapon 2 – Diplomatic Immunity

The Department of Homeland Security, aka Department of Homeland Absurdity, is a joke. Does DC have scanners? Anyone have a job screening there? Were there layoffs that went unannounced? Hello Washington, anyone there doing their job and I mean from the Bogus POTUS on down the line……….

TSAgate Has Now Reared It’s Ugly Head

Oh my, are we to believe that real documents got leaked by TSA and were commented on by the newest real unbiased news medium (outside of FOX news) of blogger journalists?

Wait a minute Liberals, you can’t have a convenient real release of secret documents under such a sturdy and reliable Department of Homeland Security (insert rolling of eyes here) under such a transparent and protective administration (again insert rolling of eyes here)? That would be like a real event of leaked documents regarding staged and leaning Liberal bias on a Climate study aka Climategate, hmm?

Now the question in many minds must be at this crucial junction, why are foxes all minding the hen houses? Or are they posted there intentionally?

***Also forwarded to The 912 Project Fan Site for use.